Dear Cat, I promise......
I will always give you a little kiss on the head everytime I leave the house
I will always jump with joy when I put my keys in the front door and
hear your MEOW!
I will always love you, even when I find a poop in the bath!
I will always make sure you are safe and warm!
I will always make sure when mowing the grass that I leave a bit uncut for chewing on!
I will sometimes let you sleep on my bed.
I will not complain too much when you are malting everywhere!
I will play evil paper ball with you until the newspaper has disapeared
I will tell you when I think your grooming has turned into an obsessive compulsive disorder.
I will tell you when your breath smells!
I will try not to fidget to much, whilst you are a sleep on my lap.
I promise you this much for now.........
What do you promise your cat?